don't even. zip hoodie.

don't even. zip hoodie.

Forest Green / S
$65.00
$65.00
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don't even. zip hoodie.
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don't even. zip hoodie.

don't even. zip hoodie.

$65.00
$65.00
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Your personal fortress of solitude, now with a high-quality zipper.

It’s the perfect layer for the eloquent introvert who wants to look put-together while internally screaming. Whether you're zipping it up to hide a questionable t-shirt or just to signal that the available portion of your personality is currently offline, this hoodie has your back (and your front).
Details

  • 50/50 Cotton-Poly Blend: A medium-heavy (271 g/m²) fabric blend that feels like a weighted blanket you can legally wear to the grocery store. 
  • Full Metal Zipper: A sturdy, reliable front-zip for when you need to quickly seal yourself off from the outside world.
  • Chest Embroidery: Small-scale, high-stitch count text for that "if you can read this, you’re too close" aesthetic.
  • Spacious Front Pockets: Deep enough to hide your hands, your phone, and the snacks you aren't planning on sharing.
  • Classic Tubular Fit: Built with a seamless, no-side-stitch construction so nothing rubs you the wrong way, because life is already doing enough of that.
  • Adjustable "Hide-Away" Hood: Includes a self-colored drawstring to help you achieve the perfect "untraceable" silhouette. 

Zip it up. Tone it down. Don’t even.
Size & Fit

Ultra roomy zip-up hoodie with dropped shoulders.

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